SPOT THE DIFFERENCE
St Mary's Stadium, Southampton.
Where Southampton were playing local rivals Portsmouth last Saturday.
Attendance at the match (including a good many of my friends) 31,385
Atmosphere on the day: Red hot & volatile
Where my wife took me for a surprise birthday helicopter trip on the day of the above mentioned match.
Population of whole Island 1,666
Atmosphere on the day : Sleepy to comatose.
What a difference an apostrophe can make.
(To be fair it was a wonderful trip and we spent a lovely day wandering around the island, sampling the local hostelries etc)